








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 248 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11939 | 39% |
| Smokes | 7695 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6336 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4792 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $700,447 of utility $64 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoi | miraGe | 61% | 157 |
| #2 | 1ekim | 60% | 85 |
| #3 | bee | 58% | 65 |
| #4 | sHaKe | 57% | 288 |
| #5 | wiL | 54% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | BahN | 53% | 89 |
| #8 | Dunbar | 51% | 41 |
| #9 | Display | 51% | 69 |
| #10 | dm | 50% | 84 |
| #11 | apocs | 48% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sHaKe | 29 | 0.0053 |
| #2 | bee | 13 | 0.0093 |
| #3 | zoi | miraGe | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | BahN | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | dm | 3 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sHaKe | 1016 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #2 | zoi | miraGe | 531 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | BahN | 450 | 0.26 | 14 min |
| #4 | wiL | 392 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #5 | 1ekim | 366 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 1ekim | +2.70 | 76 | 70 |
| #2 | bee | +2.34 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | SYSTEM | +1.77 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | dm | +1.49 | 69 | 62 |
| #5 | zoi | miraGe | +0.97 | 60 | 67 |





