








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 577 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 247 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




52 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7356 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,923 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7724 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5917 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 8915 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 6367 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $649,559 of utility $51 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1063 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Floosh | 20 | 0.0037 |
| #2 | bee | 19 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | BahN | 18 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | zoi | miraGe | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | wiL | 11 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | The Floosh | 2226 | 0.41 | 71 min |
| #2 | zoi | miraGe | 964 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #3 | BahN | 936 | 0.24 | 30 min |
| #4 | wiL | 693 | 0.13 | 20 min |
| #5 | 1ekim | 640 | 0.23 | 19 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bee | +2.37 | 85 | 66 |
| #2 | papi | +2.04 | 83 | 64 |
| #3 | vb0y | +1.85 | 86 | 58 |
| #4 | BahN | +1.48 | 61 | 74 |
| #5 | 1ekim | +1.29 | 72 | 77 |





