








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 733 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2257 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,262 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2452 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2046 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1605 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2159 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $858,190 of utility $190 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 980 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | moen | 44% | 70 |
| #13 | RoyalShine | 42% | 26 |
| #14 | HaugeN | 39% | 18 |
| #15 | hackermanB^_* | 36% | 22 |
| #16 | Santa King™ | 30% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | vHw | +5.00 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | 웃GuzZ^Gぷ | +3.03 | 73 | 65 |
| #3 | moen | +1.50 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | Fretex27 | +1.46 | 72 | 46 |
| #5 | Zickan^^ | +0.78 | 74 | 60 |





