








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1287 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 332 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3221 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,189 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3986 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4969 | 35% |
| HE Grenades | 3060 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2174 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,668,607 of utility $219 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 285 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Tesla | 51% | 97 |
| #3 | xxZieglerPrime | 50% | 103 |
| #4 | Frodo | 48% | 209 |
| #5 | Jeg er FART | 48% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Tesla | 51% | 97 |
| #3 | xxZieglerPrime | 50% | 103 |
| #4 | Frodo | 48% | 209 |
| #5 | Jeg er FART | 48% | 108 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Frodo | 7 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Jeg er FART | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Tesla | 2 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxZieglerPrime | 499 | 0.21 | 12 min |
| #2 | Frodo | 316 | 0.07 | 8 min |
| #3 | Tesla | 274 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #4 | Jeg er FART | 230 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Moon | 84 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Moon | +0.85 | 63 | 72 |
| #2 | ♛ Farlige Bondo | +0.74 | 56 | 73 |
| #3 | Frodo | +0.03 | 58 | 50 |
| #4 | xxZieglerPrime | -0.05 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | Jeg er FART | -0.45 | 48 | 53 |





