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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 127 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Faceit | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2171 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,274 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1597 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1895 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1992 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1790 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,002,150 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 19 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rilo$ | 73% | 15 |
| #2 | =( | 60% | 15 |
| #3 | dede | 59% | 44 |
| #4 | ci.ai.ei | 56% | 27 |
| #5 | morski | 53% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BÖPIS | 3 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Korvamato | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ci.ai.ei | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | jammer. | 1 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | kaosrat | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dede | 473 | 0.47 | 13 min |
| #2 | 𝚅𝙸𝙿 J2k | 290 | 0.25 | 8 min |
| #3 | BÖPIS | 282 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #4 | Korvamato | 111 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #5 | jammer. | 81 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ELha | +2.64 | 77 | 72 |
| #2 | dede | +2.07 | 82 | 80 |
| #3 | 𝚅𝙸𝙿 J2k | +1.31 | 64 | 76 |
| #4 | BÖPIS | +0.90 | 68 | 65 |
| #5 | Rilo$ | +0.67 | 51 | 71 |





