








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 208 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2410 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,310 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4448 | 36% |
| Smokes | 2541 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 3802 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 1519 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $710,117 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Den evige Bond | 20 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Balla Allan | 15 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | Dwarf | 10 | 0.0024 |
| #4 | KvackiS | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #5 | Allison | 2 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dwarf | 550 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | FlyingPantz^ | 471 | 0.15 | 14 min |
| #3 | KvackiS | 415 | 0.14 | 10 min |
| #4 | Den evige Bond | 398 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #5 | Balla Allan | 380 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KvackiS | +2.38 | 85 | 80 |
| #2 | Dwarf | +2.33 | 82 | 71 |
| #3 | FlyingPantz^ | +0.69 | 66 | 70 |
| #4 | iMonkey | -0.18 | 51 | 72 |
| #5 | Balla Allan | -0.71 | 64 | 56 |





