








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1522 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12055 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,208 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4675 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7563 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7200 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 4770 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,335,798 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 898 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Draycing | 74% | 113 |
| #2 | doggiisox | 70% | 71 |
| #3 | Jimbo | 70% | 161 |
| #4 | HOLY COW | 70% | 139 |
| #5 | Вall[Z?] | 70% | 799 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Вall[Z?] | 13 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | mmoo | 9 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Voli | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | HOLY COW | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | BeatingBros | 4 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeatingBros | 1247 | 0.13 | 39 min |
| #2 | Voli | 948 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #3 | mmoo | 764 | 0.12 | 22 min |
| #4 | dirty30 | 586 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #5 | HOLY COW | 559 | 0.21 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Voli | +3.49 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | Diamond | +3.25 | 79 | 63 |
| #3 | Draycing | +1.50 | 79 | 75 |
| #4 | Вall[Z?] | +1.47 | 54 | 43 |
| #5 | mmoo | +1.40 | 70 | 64 |





