








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 74 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
767 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,538 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 739 | 29% |
| Smokes | 695 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 567 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 537 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $256,049 of utility $186 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | de_ca$h | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | dreven | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | Woodster | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | HOSS! | 50% | 6 |
| #5 | E11ve | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Woodster | 146 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #2 | dreven | 56 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | de_ca$h | 22 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| #4 | Fishy | 16 | 0.04 | 0 min |
| #5 | E11ve | 14 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | dreven | +4.84 | 79 | 77 |
| #2 | HOSS! | +2.07 | 46 | 50 |
| #3 | Homeboy37 | +1.71 | 66 | 69 |
| #4 | E11ve | +0.85 | 71 | 65 |
| #5 | de_ca$h | -0.87 | 50 | 54 |





