








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 631 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 310 matches | ||
| Faceit | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3383 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,060 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4794 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5422 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3710 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3134 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $671,622 of utility $71 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DaMasta | 11 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Wuli | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | fOrceTea | 4 | 0.0033 |
| #4 | The Punisher | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | -man- | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Wuli | 537 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #2 | The Punisher | 349 | 0.12 | 9 min |
| #3 | DaMasta | 210 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #4 | _Maxs_ | 199 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #5 | fOrceTea | 161 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | felelelix | +2.69 | 77 | 50 |
| #2 | -man- | +2.55 | 76 | 68 |
| #3 | ZoiTac | +2.48 | 79 | 58 |
| #4 | DaMasta | +1.38 | 73 | 61 |
| #5 | alelelexis | +0.47 | 58 | 66 |





