








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 572 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Faceit | 96 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4261 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,227 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4114 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3290 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3223 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2600 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $955,431 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 442 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SILMÄMIES | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | Savier [o_o] | 67% | 18 |
| #3 | cFain | 66% | 44 |
| #4 | SjPhS | 60% | 72 |
| #5 | kcaz- | 59% | 140 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rokuli | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | Hjeleen | 4 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | kcaz- | 3 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | =(^.^)= fAcecAt | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | cFain | 3 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kcaz- | 605 | 0.20 | 19 min |
| #2 | =(^.^)= fAcecAt | 286 | 0.26 | 9 min |
| #3 | lubo | 245 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #4 | Hjeleen | 178 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | Rokuli | 171 | 0.08 | 4 min |





