








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 61 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 263 matches | ||
| Wingman | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1060 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,871 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 327 | 4% |
| Smokes | 2219 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3910 | 44% |
| Molotovs | 2415 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $595,406 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | luikuri | 60% | 72 |
| #2 | frösse | 59% | 27 |
| #3 | ahmuRR | 58% | 55 |
| #4 | JANNU[e] | 58% | 19 |
| #5 | Chinou | 56% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =(^.^)= fAcecAt | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | kcaz- | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | luikuri | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ahmuRR | 1 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | PöllönMätiä | 1 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =(^.^)= fAcecAt | 226 | 0.08 | 7 min |
| #2 | kcaz- | 135 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | mob | 88 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | ahmuRR | 46 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | luikuri | 38 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | =(^.^)= fAcecAt | +1.21 | 74 | 76 |
| #2 | luikuri | +0.80 | 77 | 68 |
| #3 | kcaz- | +0.69 | 73 | 74 |
| #4 | frösse | +0.43 | 68 | 74 |
| #5 | mob | +0.10 | 63 | 70 |





