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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 312 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2724 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,506 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1147 | 10% |
| Smokes | 2459 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4223 | 37% |
| Molotovs | 3677 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,823,925 of utility $194 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 489 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Explo | 51% | 47 |
| #2 | LilStick | 50% | 34 |
| #3 | Sosorokfor | 49% | 134 |
| #4 | Vrad | 47% | 191 |
| #5 | loginn | 46% | 39 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunKa | 8 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | OwariiDa | 8 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | Vrad | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Sosorokfor | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | LifeIsCool | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FunKa | 595 | 0.16 | 15 min |
| #2 | Vrad | 543 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Sosorokfor | 378 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | OwariiDa | 266 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | LifeIsCool | 239 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LilStick | +1.92 | 64 | 55 |
| #2 | OwariiDa | +1.89 | 54 | 35 |
| #3 | LifeIsCool | +1.19 | 53 | 40 |
| #4 | FunKa | +0.50 | 54 | 57 |
| #5 | Sosorokfor | +0.44 | 48 | 66 |





