








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 540 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4686 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,096 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5143 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5779 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 4031 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 4143 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,382,093 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 307 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OwariiDa | 55% | 91 |
| #2 | Explo | 54% | 50 |
| #3 | Sosorokfor | 54% | 126 |
| #4 | LifeIsCool | 49% | 89 |
| #5 | Q(0_0)Q | 49% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OwariiDa | +2.35 | 60 | 41 |
| #2 | LifeIsCool | +1.80 | 62 | 45 |
| #3 | Q(0_0)Q | +1.11 | 56 | 60 |
| #4 | Sosorokfor | +0.79 | 52 | 68 |
| #5 | Vrad | -0.45 | 48 | 56 |





