








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 420 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 165 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2165 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,202 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1338 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1446 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1628 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 790 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $997,054 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tenicron | 53% | 30 |
| #2 | Explo | 50% | 54 |
| #3 | Vrad | 49% | 89 |
| #4 | OwariiDa | 49% | 100 |
| #5 | Sosorokfor | 47% | 74 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Q(0_0)Q | 585 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | OwariiDa | 180 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | Vrad | 176 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Sosorokfor | 165 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Explo | 125 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OwariiDa | +2.25 | 58 | 38 |
| #2 | LifeIsCool | +1.05 | 58 | 47 |
| #3 | loginn | +0.06 | 68 | 51 |
| #4 | Sosorokfor | -0.03 | 51 | 66 |
| #5 | Q(0_0)Q | -0.16 | 56 | 59 |





