








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 190 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 143 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2006 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,503 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2272 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2208 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 1780 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1243 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $730,443 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 50 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | qvazA | 56% | 162 |
| #6 | BOT Because | 54% | 200 |
| #7 | JÆBBE | 54% | 28 |
| #8 | Denieru | 53% | 154 |
| #9 | myriZzzle | 53% | 158 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BOT Because | 6 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | qvazA | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | myriZzzle | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Denieru | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | am1r | 3 | 0.0027 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Denieru | 252 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | am1r | 168 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | myriZzzle | 161 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | qvazA | 109 | 0.03 | 3 min |
| #5 | BOT Because | 102 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qvazA | +1.81 | 73 | 56 |
| #2 | BOT Because | +1.64 | 73 | 60 |
| #3 | p4veN | +0.41 | 73 | 68 |
| #4 | am1r | -0.69 | 52 | 69 |
| #5 | myriZzzle | -1.06 | 64 | 49 |





