








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2171 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 768 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 121 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




39 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7900 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,984 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3624 | 16% |
| Smokes | 6115 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7769 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 5476 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,684,218 of utility $191 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1434 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bizeps | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | DIGGA | 53% | 351 |
| #3 | Morston | 51% | 448 |
| #4 | BRETT!!!Jok3r | 51% | 261 |
| #5 | lena | 49% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bizeps | 56% | 63 |
| #2 | DIGGA | 53% | 351 |
| #3 | Morston | 51% | 448 |
| #4 | BRETT!!!Jok3r | 51% | 261 |
| #5 | lena | 49% | 111 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morston | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | BRETT!!!Jok3r | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | DIGGA | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | lena | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Bizeps | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Morston | 1229 | 0.13 | 31 min |
| #2 | DIGGA | 674 | 0.09 | 17 min |
| #3 | BRETT!!!Jok3r | 300 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| #4 | Bizeps | 139 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | lena | 78 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TASER | +1.01 | 66 | 58 |
| #2 | Morston | +0.59 | 59 | 66 |
| #3 | lena | -1.08 | 51 | 38 |
| #4 | DIGGA | -1.10 | 39 | 70 |
| #5 | Bizeps | -1.11 | 49 | 69 |





