








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 143 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 161 matches | ||
| Premier | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1425 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1250 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1329 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2052 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1839 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $389,177 of utility $100 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 45 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Steinagalen | 61% | 28 |
| #2 | storM | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Zepter1 | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Maakola | 51% | 79 |
| #5 | Mavezzi | 50% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | storM | 56% | 62 |
| #3 | Zepter1 | 54% | 50 |
| #4 | Maakola | 51% | 79 |
| #5 | Mavezzi | 50% | 109 |
| #6 | zaico | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Zepter1 | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | storM | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | storM | 397 | 0.29 | 11 min |
| #2 | Mavezzi | 185 | 0.08 | 5 min |
| #3 | Steinagalen | 148 | 0.24 | 4 min |
| #4 | Maakola | 129 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #5 | Zepter1 | 39 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | storM | +2.30 | 69 | 73 |
| #2 | zaico | +1.45 | 75 | 55 |
| #3 | Mavezzi | +1.21 | 65 | 64 |
| #4 | Steinagalen | +0.20 | 70 | 63 |
| #5 | Maakola | -0.24 | 48 | 59 |





