








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 377 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




58 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6780 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,068 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6540 | 31% |
| Smokes | 5347 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 5611 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 3570 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,922,927 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 563 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Foxxy | 51% | 47 |
| #4 | Socks | 50% | 228 |
| #5 | 𝒜𝓃𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓁·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> | 48% | 188 |
| #6 | aerw1ck | 45% | 91 |
| #7 | _I_LIKE_PIE_ | 44% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | P A I N | 24 | 0.0069 |
| #2 | Socks | 23 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | 𝒜𝓃𝒾𝓂𝒶𝓁·.¸¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.-> | 8 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | aerw1ck | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | _I_LIKE_PIE_ | 8 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aerw1ck | +3.32 | 74 | 63 |
| #2 | Foxxy | +1.56 | 66 | 46 |
| #3 | P A I N | +1.45 | 66 | 60 |
| #4 | Socks | +0.68 | 63 | 64 |
| #5 | Himothy Jones | +0.11 | 54 | 58 |





