








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 876 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 145 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 57 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2413 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,527 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 767 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1560 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2289 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 1911 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $864,581 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dick Chungus | 11 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | CSKO.NET TICHO™ | 6 | 0.0089 |
| #3 | Depress0 | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | Dellon | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | oney <(^^,)> | 4 | 0.0056 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dellon | +3.34 | 82 | 49 |
| #2 | CSKO.NET TICHO™ | +3.01 | 76 | 63 |
| #3 | Depress0 | +1.69 | 46 | 29 |
| #4 | RoRi | +1.04 | 72 | 41 |
| #5 | <5m0k3> | +0.53 | 47 | 49 |





