








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
877 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,640 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1533 | 42% |
| Smokes | 846 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 488 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 773 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $224,056 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 84 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Le . G | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | bmaby | 61% | 23 |
| #3 | tudo | 61% | 23 |
| #4 | K4Mui ★ | 60% | 20 |
| #5 | Gabycci #GPDC | 60% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meloqz | 17 | 0.0251 |
| #2 | Gabycci #GPDC | 7 | 0.0109 |
| #3 | bimbamboom | 7 | 0.0295 |
| #4 | Le . G | 4 | 0.0121 |
| #5 | Poule | 3 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Meloqz | 248 | 0.37 | 6 min |
| #2 | Poule | 173 | 0.17 | 4 min |
| #3 | Gabycci #GPDC | 122 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #4 | bmaby | 114 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #5 | K4Mui ★ | 107 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tudo | +4.24 | 70 | 82 |
| #2 | Meloqz | +4.16 | 91 | 63 |
| #3 | bimbamboom | +3.53 | 88 | 76 |
| #4 | bmaby | +2.92 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | rancho | +2.49 | 66 | 76 |





