








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 365 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Premier | 80 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2963 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,613 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4573 | 29% |
| Smokes | 4799 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2461 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3780 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $752,918 of utility $115 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 418 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ☬Gioo | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | sTeΛL.- ☬ | 76% | 42 |
| #3 | ImXavi ☬ | 74% | 42 |
| #4 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 67% | 72 |
| #5 | Pipo ☬ | 61% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | hfxits☬ | 58% | 64 |
| #9 | Andy,j | 53% | 36 |
| #10 | :3 | 52% | 21 |
| #11 | SayAL0FF^ | 52% | 27 |
| #12 | DjTotobal ^-^ | 39% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hfxits☬ | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Pipo ☬ | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | sTeΛL.- ☬ | 2 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | ImXavi ☬ | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alaric Dell ☬ | 365 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #2 | sTeΛL.- ☬ | 197 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #3 | ImXavi ☬ | 153 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | DjTotobal ^-^ | 140 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #5 | ☬Gioo | 126 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | EL_CUCHO | +3.23 | 74 | 59 |
| #2 | Andy,j | +2.07 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | beLieve.! | +1.57 | 71 | 74 |
| #4 | Alaric Dell ☬ | +1.46 | 68 | 83 |
| #5 | ☬Gioo | +1.38 | 71 | 70 |





