








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 104 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 271 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4889 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,537 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3358 | 29% |
| Smokes | 3913 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2546 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1720 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,429,560 of utility $152 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 345 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | S-MagnU | 59% | 58 |
| #2 | :p | 56% | 144 |
| #3 | Syv | 55% | 64 |
| #4 | Soule | 50% | 103 |
| #5 | Naduko | 50% | 107 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Gignō | 47% | 32 |
| #7 | Cansey | 47% | 62 |
| #8 | bs-99 | 46% | 61 |
| #9 | Tobisomething | 46% | 57 |
| #10 | ᴡᴋᴇʏ | 42% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Soule | 13 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | :p | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | bs-99 | 4 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | Naduko | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | Syv | 3 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :p | 438 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #2 | Soule | 312 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | S-MagnU | 220 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #4 | Syv | 203 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | Naduko | 167 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | :p | +1.47 | 83 | 61 |
| #2 | S-MagnU | +1.23 | 75 | 65 |
| #3 | Naduko | +1.03 | 75 | 53 |
| #4 | 3'11 Top G | +0.64 | 84 | 61 |
| #5 | Syv | -0.33 | 77 | 60 |





