








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1125 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 451 matches | ||
| Faceit | 97 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 58 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




12 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8033 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,258 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6391 | 23% |
| Smokes | 8742 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 6094 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6031 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,783,340 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1778 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BANE | 67% | 42 |
| #2 | stz | 59% | 96 |
| #3 | ODoyle8D | 58% | 275 |
| #4 | Jove | 58% | 132 |
| #5 | KIM JONG POON | 57% | 233 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | ODoyle8D | 58% | 275 |
| #4 | Jove | 58% | 132 |
| #5 | KIM JONG POON | 57% | 233 |
| #6 | eMarr | 55% | 352 |
| #7 | apumista | 52% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODoyle8D | 7 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | eMarr | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Jove | 6 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | stz | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #5 | KIM JONG POON | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODoyle8D | 1093 | 0.19 | 34 min |
| #2 | eMarr | 755 | 0.10 | 20 min |
| #3 | Jove | 610 | 0.21 | 18 min |
| #4 | stz | 369 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | KIM JONG POON | 232 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODoyle8D | +2.18 | 73 | 83 |
| #2 | Jove | +1.92 | 71 | 73 |
| #3 | ryan | +1.58 | 70 | 67 |
| #4 | BANE | +0.14 | 60 | 54 |
| #5 | eMarr | -0.14 | 60 | 71 |





