








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 493 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 155 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2237 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,647 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3828 | 28% |
| Smokes | 4188 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3000 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2631 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,022,440 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 633 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODoyle8D | 62% | 66 |
| #2 | KIM JONG POON | 60% | 75 |
| #3 | ryan | 59% | 96 |
| #4 | Jove | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Defect | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | KIM JONG POON | 60% | 75 |
| #3 | ryan | 59% | 96 |
| #4 | Jove | 58% | 26 |
| #5 | Defect | 50% | 16 |
| #6 | eMarr | 46% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KIM JONG POON | 3 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | ryan | 2 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | ODoyle8D | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | eMarr | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Jove | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryan | 277 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #2 | ODoyle8D | 238 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #3 | eMarr | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | Jove | 103 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | KIM JONG POON | 74 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ODoyle8D | +4.54 | 77 | 86 |
| #2 | Jove | +3.05 | 67 | 74 |
| #3 | ryan | +2.65 | 67 | 65 |
| #4 | eMarr | +1.30 | 61 | 72 |
| #5 | stz | +0.16 | 56 | 74 |





