








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 828 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 436 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 172 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5394 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 24,197 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5991 | 25% |
| Smokes | 7191 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 5552 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 5463 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $854,494 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 788 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niul8 | 50% | 60 |
| #2 | xxxxposed | 49% | 351 |
| #3 | vuvux | 47% | 70 |
| #4 | Krusteeeee | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Niul8 | 50% | 60 |
| #2 | xxxxposed | 49% | 351 |
| #3 | vuvux | 47% | 70 |
| #4 | Krusteeeee | 45% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxxxposed | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | Niul8 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Krusteeeee | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | xxxxposed | 1108 | 0.15 | 34 min |
| #2 | Krusteeeee | 228 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #3 | vuvux | 189 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #4 | Niul8 | 132 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Shutterbugg | +1.75 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | xxxxposed | +0.85 | 60 | 73 |
| #3 | Niul8 | +0.52 | 58 | 65 |
| #4 | vuvux | -0.97 | 48 | 70 |
| #5 | Krusteeeee | -5.76 | 30 | 58 |





