








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1066 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 758 matches | ||
| Premier | 124 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 118 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,061 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4494 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5045 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2787 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4735 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,130,859 of utility $128 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1261 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botris | 51% | 83 |
| #2 | DeliveryNinja | 47% | 735 |
| #3 | WRATH | 46% | 87 |
| #4 | goatZeus | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | Irishjon | 44% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Botris | 51% | 83 |
| #2 | DeliveryNinja | 47% | 735 |
| #3 | WRATH | 46% | 87 |
| #4 | goatZeus | 45% | 53 |
| #5 | Irishjon | 44% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeliveryNinja | 7 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | goatZeus | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Botris | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #4 | WRATH | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Irishjon | 1 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DeliveryNinja | 344 | 0.03 | 8 min |
| #2 | WRATH | 204 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #3 | Irishjon | 153 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Botris | 58 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #5 | goatZeus | 26 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WRATH | +1.93 | 64 | 66 |
| #2 | DeliveryNinja | +0.49 | 63 | 48 |
| #3 | Rick | -0.10 | 64 | 53 |
| #4 | goatZeus | -0.45 | 32 | 50 |
| #5 | Botris | -0.91 | 60 | 57 |





