








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 502 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 643 matches | ||
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10551 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,910 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15031 | 56% |
| Smokes | 6116 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5316 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 447 | 2% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,290,588 of utility $118 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 337 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingu | 68% | 158 |
| #2 | CnR | 56% | 247 |
| #3 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | 53% | 311 |
| #4 | Kristjan | 52% | 167 |
| #5 | goatZeus | 52% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Rick | 46% | 87 |
| #12 | riddly | 46% | 70 |
| #13 | Juan Long | 46% | 57 |
| #14 | Jurgenelele | 45% | 71 |
| #15 | Flukeshot | 40% | 75 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | 37 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Botris | 24 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | CnR | 19 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | goatZeus | 7 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | FapFap | 7 | 0.0070 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Irishjon | 997 | 0.11 | 28 min |
| #2 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | 743 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Botris | 344 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #4 | CnR | 270 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #5 | Pingu | 240 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CnR | +5.35 | 77 | 60 |
| #2 | FapFap | +3.72 | 74 | 70 |
| #3 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | +3.60 | 72 | 60 |
| #4 | Pingu | +2.56 | 72 | 59 |
| #5 | riddly | +1.99 | 82 | 68 |





