








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 260 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 476 matches | ||
| Premier | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,965 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2355 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2295 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 6780 | 42% |
| Molotovs | 4535 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,715,140 of utility $123 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingu | 63% | 112 |
| #2 | goatZeus | 63% | 71 |
| #3 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | 52% | 198 |
| #4 | CnR | 51% | 220 |
| #5 | Irishjon | 51% | 246 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | 18 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | CnR | 14 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | WRATH | 6 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | Irishjon | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Kristjan | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | WRATH | 1067 | 0.11 | 28 min |
| #2 | Irishjon | 580 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | 486 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #4 | CnR | 235 | 0.05 | 6 min |
| #5 | Pingu | 187 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CnR | +5.34 | 78 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ WINEDINE69 | +3.62 | 74 | 59 |
| #3 | Pingu | +2.77 | 74 | 59 |
| #4 | Rengoku | +1.52 | 72 | 41 |
| #5 | WRATH | +0.87 | 64 | 63 |





