








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1716 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 261 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 49 matches | ||
| Wingman | 41 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11131 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,264 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3905 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3869 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 6331 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 4159 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,653,180 of utility $207 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1124 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CY0NiK | 58% | 67 |
| #2 | MamaAlien | 56% | 227 |
| #3 | InsTinctZ | 56% | 48 |
| #4 | syz | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | Snow | 51% | 231 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MamaAlien | 663 | 0.15 | 21 min |
| #2 | CY0NiK | 307 | 0.22 | 9 min |
| #3 | Snow | 157 | 0.03 | 4 min |
| #4 | InsTinctZ | 140 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #5 | B1izzy | 112 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Noccturnal♡ | +4.78 | 87 | 53 |
| #2 | CY0NiK | +2.09 | 83 | 65 |
| #3 | InsTinctZ | +0.53 | 87 | 49 |
| #4 | MamaAlien | +0.49 | 77 | 57 |
| #5 | syz | -0.06 | 72 | 46 |





