








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 177 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 108 matches | ||
| Wingman | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1853 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,165 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2212 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1892 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2442 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1619 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,119,109 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 125 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PwnDexter | 55% | 20 |
| #2 | Gozo | 50% | 260 |
| #3 | Heedson | 48% | 179 |
| #4 | HisShoes | 47% | 209 |
| #5 | june | 47% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | HisShoes | 47% | 209 |
| #5 | june | 47% | 53 |
| #6 | KarmaCurry | 47% | 85 |
| #7 | thiggsy | 46% | 228 |
| #8 | Clarity | 30% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gozo | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | HisShoes | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | thiggsy | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | KarmaCurry | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | june | 2 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gozo | 1475 | 0.29 | 39 min |
| #2 | HisShoes | 852 | 0.20 | 20 min |
| #3 | Heedson | 592 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #4 | thiggsy | 496 | 0.11 | 11 min |
| #5 | june | 135 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gozo | +4.58 | 67 | 74 |
| #2 | PwnDexter | +3.22 | 59 | 64 |
| #3 | june | +0.99 | 74 | 64 |
| #4 | HisShoes | +0.67 | 44 | 61 |
| #5 | Blocky | -0.31 | 33 | 61 |





