








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1549 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 11 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 77 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5371 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,008 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4043 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2911 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4104 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2950 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,951,362 of utility $198 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 334 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | strongprofit | 74% | 50 |
| #2 | Bomp | 74% | 87 |
| #3 | pablothedawg | 69% | 54 |
| #4 | wezas | 68% | 92 |
| #5 | Heinz | 64% | 56 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | halalcat | 58% | 89 |
| #8 | amaz3 | 58% | 36 |
| #9 | Satic | 54% | 39 |
| #10 | junnu | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | ♿ mindloud | 43% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bomp | 17 | 0.0101 |
| #2 | ♿ mindloud | 13 | 0.0118 |
| #3 | wezas | 8 | 0.0043 |
| #4 | halalcat | 8 | 0.0045 |
| #5 | junnu | 7 | 0.0141 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | halalcat | 285 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | ♿ mindloud | 178 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | pablothedawg | 167 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #4 | Satic | 162 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | quoirky | 154 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wezas | +5.35 | 85 | 56 |
| #2 | Bomp | +1.82 | 88 | 41 |
| #3 | strongprofit | +1.66 | 68 | 50 |
| #4 | Heinz | +1.64 | 61 | 55 |
| #5 | Satic | +1.36 | 69 | 76 |





