








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 194 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1253 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,747 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1120 | 24% |
| Smokes | 991 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1391 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1245 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $720,930 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Bobo | 42% | 26 |
| #8 | TaragoN | 41% | 56 |
| #9 | gUstaviniHo | 40% | 10 |
| #10 | Bengt-Göran | 37% | 51 |
| #11 | Fiftyswifty | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ringrostiga Ruth | 3 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | TaragoN | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Bengt-Göran | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | Majvor | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #5 | h4nkstah | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Majvor | 159 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #2 | ★LöKeN★ | 119 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | Bengt-Göran | 79 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | TaragoN | 73 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #5 | h4nkstah | 60 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gUstaviniHo | +6.39 | 50 | 79 |
| #2 | dSm | +3.28 | 75 | 62 |
| #3 | Majvor | +2.03 | 62 | 62 |
| #4 | Bengt-Göran | +0.81 | 49 | 59 |
| #5 | TaragoN | +0.64 | 54 | 71 |





