








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 200 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 227 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2736 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,854 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1870 | 17% |
| Smokes | 3441 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 3513 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 2030 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,196,286 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ullaβ | 53% | 104 |
| #2 | πΌπππ₯π π | 51% | 117 |
| #3 | Forslund | 50% | 42 |
| #4 | Tveitn | 49% | 284 |
| #5 | sNEAKYLITTLEBITCH ;> | 49% | 84 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | KnuudT <3 βΏ | 48% | 23 |
| #7 | pAnThEX π΅ | 48% | 21 |
| #8 | Carss | 47% | 85 |
| #9 | drFiL | 46% | 112 |
| #10 | RonnieA | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tveitn | 14 | 0.0023 |
| #2 | Carss | 7 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | RonnieA | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #4 | πΌπππ₯π π | 3 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | drFiL | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tveitn | 1075 | 0.18 | 31 min |
| #2 | drFiL | 414 | 0.19 | 12 min |
| #3 | sNEAKYLITTLEBITCH ;> | 238 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | πΌπππ₯π π | 158 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #5 | ullaβ | 112 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drFiL | +1.27 | 88 | 75 |
| #2 | πΌπππ₯π π | +0.82 | 74 | 73 |
| #3 | ullaβ | +0.76 | 66 | 57 |
| #4 | Tveitn | +0.68 | 81 | 81 |
| #5 | sNEAKYLITTLEBITCH ;> | +0.50 | 82 | 71 |





