








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 534 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3634 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,466 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3949 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3025 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1655 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 2837 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $686,436 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 89 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | sly | 90% | 30 |
| #2 | Brxsie | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | Shiro | 62% | 66 |
| #4 | VanityXIX | 52% | 143 |
| #5 | Thrifty | 49% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Brxsie | 67% | 30 |
| #3 | Shiro | 62% | 66 |
| #4 | VanityXIX | 52% | 143 |
| #5 | Thrifty | 49% | 68 |
| #6 | bopin azuna | 48% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanityXIX | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Thrifty | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | bopin azuna | 4 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Shiro | 3 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | Brxsie | 2 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VanityXIX | 274 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #2 | Thrifty | 219 | 0.15 | 6 min |
| #3 | bopin azuna | 119 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | sly | 114 | 0.19 | 3 min |
| #5 | Brxsie | 104 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fknbubbles | +4.08 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | bopin azuna | +1.08 | 67 | 67 |
| #3 | sly | +0.70 | 73 | 77 |
| #4 | Thrifty | +0.25 | 65 | 57 |
| #5 | Brxsie | -0.64 | 75 | 67 |





