








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 226 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 198 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1539 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,650 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1278 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1090 | 16% |
| HE Grenades | 2278 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2004 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $771,375 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 55% | 55 |
| #2 | error204-kik_corp | 53% | 34 |
| #3 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 52% | 27 |
| #4 | [LGD] Serv | 51% | 87 |
| #5 | [LGD] TofF Staïle | 49% | 101 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | [LGD] TofF Staïle | 49% | 101 |
| #6 | cécilia | 43% | 23 |
| #7 | GunM@n | 41% | 34 |
| #8 | VIT_Morgan | 37% | 38 |
| #9 | {R.o.w} militairforce | 35% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] Serv | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #2 | [LGD] TofF Staïle | 8 | 0.0038 |
| #3 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | VIT_Morgan | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] TofF Staïle | 133 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #2 | [LGD] Serv | 84 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #3 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 60 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 37 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | error204-kik_corp | 36 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | error204-kik_corp | +4.13 | 81 | 61 |
| #2 | [LGD] Kik_corp | +3.09 | 76 | 65 |
| #3 | [LGD] Serv | +1.41 | 67 | 45 |
| #4 | [LGD] TofF Staïle | +0.93 | 59 | 49 |
| #5 | NeO | -0.87 | 31 | 54 |





