








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 506 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




71 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,741 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1931 | 13% |
| Smokes | 6459 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 2187 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 4164 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,126,002 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 158 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sxnzka | 59% | 61 |
| #2 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 53% | 170 |
| #3 | GunM@n | 51% | 84 |
| #4 | NeO | 51% | 87 |
| #5 | VIT_Morgan | 50% | 167 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 53% | 170 |
| #3 | GunM@n | 51% | 84 |
| #4 | NeO | 51% | 87 |
| #5 | VIT_Morgan | 50% | 167 |
| #6 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 47% | 106 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NeO | 9 | 0.0049 |
| #2 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 8 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #4 | VIT_Morgan | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | GunM@n | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 158 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #2 | Sxnzka | 135 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 123 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #4 | NeO | 86 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | VIT_Morgan | 83 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] Kik_corp | +3.27 | 81 | 63 |
| #2 | [LGD] Serv | +1.00 | 64 | 45 |
| #3 | Sxnzka | +0.72 | 50 | 54 |
| #4 | NeO | -1.62 | 39 | 54 |
| #5 | VIT_Morgan | -2.53 | 26 | 33 |





