








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1965 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 796 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 212 matches | ||
| Wingman | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 91 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 89 matches | ||
| Faceit | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




137 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9964 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 36,448 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5598 | 15% |
| Smokes | 15786 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 5127 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 9937 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,420,929 of utility $209 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 772 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 54% | 105 |
| #2 | Sxnzka | 49% | 204 |
| #3 | error204-kik_corp | 49% | 358 |
| #4 | NeO | 49% | 101 |
| #5 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 45% | 208 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | error204-kik_corp | 49% | 358 |
| #4 | NeO | 49% | 101 |
| #5 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 45% | 208 |
| #6 | VIT_Morgan | 43% | 84 |
| #7 | GunM@n | 39% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 15 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Sxnzka | 14 | 0.0033 |
| #3 | error204-kik_corp | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 6 | 0.0029 |
| #5 | NeO | 5 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sxnzka | 452 | 0.11 | 13 min |
| #2 | error204-kik_corp | 375 | 0.05 | 10 min |
| #3 | [LGD] 0X-CFC KôTô | 329 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | [LGD] Kik_corp | 116 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | NeO | 114 | 0.05 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [LGD] Kik_corp | +2.45 | 78 | 67 |
| #2 | error204-kik_corp | +1.41 | 72 | 62 |
| #3 | [LGD] TofF Staïle | +0.79 | 59 | 48 |
| #4 | Sxnzka | -0.32 | 40 | 53 |
| #5 | NeO | -1.35 | 27 | 52 |





