








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 810 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 186 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Premier | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4759 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,980 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4725 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3381 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 2914 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1960 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,080,324 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 480 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2i | 49% | 188 |
| #2 | Spot | 48% | 40 |
| #3 | -=Icy=- | 47% | 99 |
| #4 | ❤ | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2i | 49% | 188 |
| #2 | Spot | 48% | 40 |
| #3 | -=Icy=- | 47% | 99 |
| #4 | ❤ | 27% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2i | 30 | 0.0083 |
| #2 | -=Icy=- | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | ❤ | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #4 | Spot | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2i | 625 | 0.17 | 19 min |
| #2 | -=Icy=- | 298 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #3 | Spot | 66 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #4 | ❤ | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tatem | +3.61 | 72 | 65 |
| #2 | 2i | +1.64 | 65 | 73 |
| #3 | ❤ | -2.90 | 56 | 47 |
| #4 | Spot | -3.50 | 9 | 54 |
| #5 | -=Icy=- | -5.71 | 4 | 66 |





