








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 33 matches | ||
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
774 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,115 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 375 | 18% |
| Smokes | 571 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 591 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 578 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $280,418 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 7 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muci | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | ✪d3nis | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | silenk | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Ogris | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muci | 58% | 12 |
| #2 | ✪d3nis | 56% | 9 |
| #3 | silenk | 50% | 14 |
| #4 | Ogris | 48% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Muci | 2 | 0.0087 |
| #2 | silenk | 1 | 0.0037 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ogris | 168 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | silenk | 23 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #3 | ✪d3nis | 21 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #4 | Muci | 18 | 0.08 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪d3nis | +3.27 | 78 | 61 |
| #2 | Ogris | +1.58 | 78 | 65 |
| #3 | Mr. Hale | +0.52 | 78 | 45 |
| #4 | silenk | -0.69 | 74 | 52 |
| #5 | Muci | -2.16 | 64 | 45 |





