








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1927 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 679 matches | ||
| Premier | 422 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 41,639 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9113 | 22% |
| Smokes | 10474 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 11213 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 10839 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,141,908 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1136 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fl9ster | 63% | 81 |
| #2 | byer | 59% | 61 |
| #3 | riAlicious | 52% | 503 |
| #4 | k u K ...HORKURGLE! | 51% | 183 |
| #5 | MANTO | 51% | 631 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | FoX | 50% | 770 |
| #10 | bumoo | 50% | 284 |
| #11 | ✪Iredarknlioness • | 49% | 389 |
| #12 | Josh | 49% | 354 |
| #13 | Kumpe | 46% | 248 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FoX | 19 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | ✪Iredarknlioness • | 12 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | riAlicious | 9 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | MANTO | 7 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | h4PpY | 7 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MANTO | 1520 | 0.11 | 43 min |
| #2 | riAlicious | 1325 | 0.12 | 39 min |
| #3 | FoX | 1296 | 0.08 | 37 min |
| #4 | h4PpY | 910 | 0.13 | 26 min |
| #5 | Zenux | 677 | 0.11 | 21 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h4PpY | +1.45 | 73 | 69 |
| #2 | byer | +1.07 | 59 | 63 |
| #3 | riAlicious | +0.97 | 76 | 70 |
| #4 | Mario | +0.71 | 41 | 69 |
| #5 | Zenux | +0.58 | 78 | 67 |





