








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 164 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 168 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2142 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,131 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 829 | 26% |
| Smokes | 536 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 1641 | 52% |
| Molotovs | 125 | 4% |
Our logs show you have wasted $425,517 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | waftle | 257 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #2 | OmaR | 185 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #3 | Raph | 181 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | caseyfoster | 154 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #5 | Lani | 120 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pablo | +1.42 | 80 | 62 |
| #2 | Jokasteve | +1.02 | 90 | 46 |
| #3 | OmaR | +1.00 | 66 | 56 |
| #4 | Raph | +0.68 | 77 | 59 |
| #5 | ZucchiniGuy | +0.55 | 79 | 14 |





