








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2218 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 504 matches | ||
| Premier | 265 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 308 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




79 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8702 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 53,548 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 17530 | 33% |
| Smokes | 13539 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 13181 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 9298 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,569,025 of utility $86 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1114 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | solojunge<3 | +2.56 | 72 | 61 |
| #2 | oC21 | +2.45 | 71 | 83 |
| #3 | Stranger | +0.50 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | Niggalas Cage | +0.38 | 64 | 63 |
| #5 | Briefträger | -0.10 | 62 | 64 |





