








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1233 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 524 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Faceit | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




47 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6488 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,902 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7213 | 23% |
| Smokes | 9531 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8063 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 6095 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,854,592 of utility $124 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 601 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DOBZ | +2.84 | 75 | 76 |
| #2 | oC21 | +1.70 | 71 | 80 |
| #3 | SAUNASKILLED | +1.00 | 67 | 70 |
| #4 | Stranger | +0.63 | 60 | 66 |
| #5 | Briefträger | -0.25 | 58 | 66 |





