








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1402 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 344 matches | ||
| Premier | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 178 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6783 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5642 | 26% |
| Smokes | 6496 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6787 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2915 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,143,881 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Snox | 36 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | .#TeArS is#kult^ | 26 | 0.0023 |
| #3 | Red John | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | SCHNODDER | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Hadschin | 5 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .#TeArS is#kult^ | 2649 | 0.24 | 79 min |
| #2 | Snox | 1598 | 0.18 | 40 min |
| #3 | Red John | 985 | 0.17 | 24 min |
| #4 | SCHNODDER | 568 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #5 | oC21 | 431 | 0.30 | 12 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | solojunge<3 | +1.64 | 70 | 57 |
| #2 | oC21 | +1.10 | 67 | 84 |
| #3 | Snox | +0.62 | 59 | 73 |
| #4 | Red John | +0.29 | 41 | 69 |
| #5 | Hadschin | +0.28 | 67 | 67 |





