








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1208 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,935 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 813 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1406 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1190 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 526 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $562,199 of utility $148 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prheal | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | XBABX BANGA | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | FatBoySlim | 1 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | [AAEEG] LastFlam | 1 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | S4rOu | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | XBABX BANGA | 108 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | Prheal | 49 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | FatBoySlim | 43 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #4 | S4rOu | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | [AAEEG] Triple_ℛ︎_ | 24 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FatBoySlim | +4.74 | 75 | 58 |
| #2 | [AAEEG] LastFlam | +2.17 | 75 | 56 |
| #3 | Prheal | +1.79 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | [3DfX] VooDoo | +0.83 | 46 | 57 |
| #5 | S4rOu | -0.67 | 56 | 53 |





