








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 77 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
948 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,780 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 850 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1153 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1027 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 750 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $275,419 of utility $129 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 43 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insaneNESK | 100% | 6 |
| #2 | skizz0 | 63% | 8 |
| #3 | Frag0r | 57% | 7 |
| #4 | Super n0u* | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | volizzle | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Optix :> | 45% | 22 |
| #10 | net | 44% | 25 |
| #11 | qwertzN | 29% | 7 |
| #12 | Mo_O | 27% | 15 |
| #13 | otsihpem | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | 7 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | _qwertzN | 2 | 0.0026 |
| #3 | krayzie! | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Optix :> | 1 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | volizzle | 1 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | 271 | 0.16 | 7 min |
| #2 | _qwertzN | 98 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | Optix :> | 69 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | krayzie! | 58 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | net | 57 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | insaneNESK | +3.95 | 68 | 75 |
| #2 | _qwertzN | +3.49 | 77 | 67 |
| #3 | qwertzN | +2.94 | 76 | 68 |
| #4 | Frag0r | +1.60 | 74 | 63 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/R4mboTV | +0.98 | 81 | 70 |





