








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 335 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 262 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2822 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,047 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1822 | 14% |
| Smokes | 5774 | 44% |
| HE Grenades | 3454 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1997 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $683,819 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FkN | Dingle Berry | 51% | 39 |
| #2 | FkN | FukisuK | 47% | 60 |
| #3 | Waffles 🧇 ✔ | 43% | 112 |
| #4 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | 42% | 241 |
| #5 | FkN | rollin' | 35% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mj2.WasteOfSpace | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Waffles 🧇 ✔ | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | FkN | rollin' | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Snowy | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #5 | FkN | FukisuK | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Waffles 🧇 ✔ | +2.14 | 49 | 48 |
| #2 | FkN | rollin' | +0.42 | 58 | 46 |
| #3 | Party Boyö₧⌐ | +0.35 | 31 | 56 |
| #4 | salsa | -0.15 | 27 | 44 |
| #5 | Snowy | -0.16 | 15 | 13 |





