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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 259 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3260 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,769 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1298 | 15% |
| Smokes | 2852 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2478 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 2141 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,747,055 of utility $245 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 352 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Igra Igroi | 59% | 51 |
| #2 | .joph` | 57% | 69 |
| #3 | 彡[Zιst0r]彡 | 56% | 136 |
| #4 | KellogsFrosty | 55% | 49 |
| #5 | nos | 54% | 68 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .joph` | 318 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #2 | ホールラバー | 213 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #3 | Shu | 191 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | Kamui Senshou | 186 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #5 | down | 162 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KellogsFrosty | +2.55 | 52 | 69 |
| #2 | Shu | +1.96 | 69 | 74 |
| #3 | Kamui Senshou | +1.03 | 45 | 75 |
| #4 | Igra Igroi | +0.76 | 66 | 67 |
| #5 | .joph` | +0.59 | 51 | 61 |





