








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 227 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 163 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1992 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,138 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 956 | 19% |
| Smokes | 1718 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1488 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 976 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $831,544 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 92 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Papa Rone | 50% | 50 |
| #2 | zyteccc | 50% | 76 |
| #3 | syner | 49% | 171 |
| #4 | E巨V人L | 45% | 58 |
| #5 | 165hzgamer | 44% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syner | 472 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | 165hzgamer | 371 | 0.13 | 11 min |
| #3 | zyteccc | 129 | 0.08 | 4 min |
| #4 | Papa Rone | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #5 | Akirazor | 105 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syner | +2.07 | 68 | 64 |
| #2 | EVL | +1.51 | 79 | 69 |
| #3 | E巨V人L | +0.67 | 66 | 65 |
| #4 | zyteccc | +0.19 | 79 | 69 |
| #5 | Papa Rone | +0.09 | 77 | 71 |





