








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 158 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,204 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1575 | 19% |
| Smokes | 2194 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2630 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 1805 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,292 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 127 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syner | 14 | 0.0066 |
| #2 | 165hzgamer | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Akirazor | 7 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | zyteccc | 4 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | indigo | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 165hzgamer | 510 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | syner | 291 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #3 | Akirazor | 271 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #4 | zyteccc | 222 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #5 | Papa Rone | 136 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | syner | +1.97 | 68 | 65 |
| #2 | Papa Rone | +1.62 | 82 | 68 |
| #3 | E巨V人L | +1.47 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | zyteccc | +0.63 | 75 | 70 |
| #5 | 165hzgamer | -0.39 | 46 | 72 |





